That fig leaf?

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.


The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every


once in a while the lights would turn off.





Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.


However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.





She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?





The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that


there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."





"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.





So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant,


and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out,


and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.





She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand!


Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"





"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender,


"Would you like a drink?"





"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.





"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the


statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

That fig leaf?
omg, you know i was in fancy dress and you swore you'd never tell anyone, pmsl hun





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Reply:great one hun,made me lol !!!*
Reply:lmao. i REALLY did not see that one coming!
Reply:hahahahaa. love it.
Reply:Omg rofl that is so funny
Reply:and they are supposed to be the good ones!!
Reply:Well, well!!





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Reply:bless the nun





love it, great.
Reply:i knew i should have left that fig leaf alone ...so now i know xx
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:ha ha ha funny


thanks for a laugh


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Reply:The poor nun........... how embarrassing. LOL
Reply:HAHAHA
Reply:Hahaha she peeked lol
Reply:Well it gives a new meaning to it now........ lmao
Reply:lmao
Reply:omg thats sooooooo funnny!!!!!!!!!!